I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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