My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
JUST BECAUSE I ANSWER THE DOOR NAKED CARRYING A BOTTLE OF RUM DOESN'T MEAN YOU CAN STARE NEIGHBORS.
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