lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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