Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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