I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
My brother didnt wanna sleep with her because she was my friend. Did I miss the memo where we're not supposed to be fucking each others friends? Oh well too late.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
wow bdsm is so cute
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