Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
I gave Sophia a glitter bomb for Christmas. And before you ask is because she pooped in my cat litter box and then drank all my liquor and didn't pay me back and refuses to acknowledge that she had any wrongdoing. So she gets to clean up glitter for the next 10 years.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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