So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
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