Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
my poor anus
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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