forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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