There was a ginger baby in the car next to me. I almost totaled my car into the center divide.
I tried to assassinate the ginger baby
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Cats found the secret coke stash again
They owe us $80.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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