you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
