guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
the only human I can compare her to is rosie o'donnell.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
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