Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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