I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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