All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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