walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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