is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
I'll start drinking again when I know where I am
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
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