shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
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