does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
And the cops told us we were all naked.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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