I'm really into asian looking animals
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
Accidentally typed message to mom that included word "kink." FML. Played it off as autocorrect from "drink" which was somehow more acceptable
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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