Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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