if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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