is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Half way through sex he whispered in my ear, " your the second best I've ever had" then proceeded to tell me to sit on his face.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
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