I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
