Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
I deserve like a purple heart or something. I just made it all the way drunk through my 2 story house without making a sound. While carrying a trombone.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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