is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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