That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'm gonna adopt her diet plan of secretly sleeping w a desperate ex... It combines excersise & loss of appetite due to guilt
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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