Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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