TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
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