oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Too drunk to talk to museum staff. So much for proper wednesdays
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
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