All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
You left your underwear in a sandwich bag on my kitchen counter.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
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