? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
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