He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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