Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I just can't even fathom the crazy and I work at a mental hospital.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
I drank too much tequila. I'm hyperventilating. Send help. I think I slipped through satan's asshole.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
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