know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Carpe scrotum. Grab life by the balls.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
My boob is missing a layer of skin
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
May the power of my ass compel you!!
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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