I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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