I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
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