i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
A homeless man walked up to me at the bar, pointed, and told me to get my shit together. Jesus?
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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