He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
it wasnt that bad
you tried to climb into my fireplace while screaming TO DIAGON ALLEY! we didnt even watch harry potter. it was bad
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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