Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
She needs sedatives and a leash
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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