If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Please please please buy brown eye liner on your way home in the morning... I'm missing an eyebrow
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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