no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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