I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I wish i was in the wii world.
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
It's almost sad. It's like the Harambe of vagina stories really.
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