So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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