at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
So apparently I ran down the hall to another party and started handing out uncooked spaghetti to strangers. You'd be surprised how many drunk people will eat raw noodles.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
I have a rash on my arm from the cat litter. Think the cat will be mad that I peed in its box?
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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