I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Pretty people don't get stds, I knew it
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I like how he had to correct himself in stating that I was the fat one in the threesome.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
What did you do with the dog when you went into the club?
coat checked
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