I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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