Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Like Napoleon Dynamite?
Exactly like Napoleon Dynamite
But with bacon.
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