Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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