I can't watch pbs sober anymore
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
