I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
wow bdsm is so cute
I'm bleeding and have questions
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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