she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
I had to cum in my sink.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
Randomize
