big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
I could literally track my booty calls if I ever got knocked up by my parking tickets
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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