is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
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