are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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