I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Noooo. We thought it would be funny for him to wake up buried in the sand. But we just remembered about the whole high tide thing and it's dark and it's pretty damn hard to find an unconscious head sticking out of the sand. Just help us out
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
You need Xanax blowdarts
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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