she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
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